_________________________________________ / If you wish to be happy for one hour, \ | get drunk. If you wish to be happy for | | three days, get married. If you wish to | | be happy for a month, kill your pig and | | eat it. If you wish to be happy | | forever, learn to fish. | | | \ -- Chinese Proverb / ----------------------------------------- \ \ ^__^ _______/(oo) /\/( /(__) | W----|| |~| || || |~| ~~ |~| ~ |_| o |#|/ _+#+_


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