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/ If you wish to be happy for one hour,   \
| get drunk. If you wish to be happy for  |
| three days, get married. If you wish to |
| be happy for a month, kill your pig and |
| eat it. If you wish to be happy         |
| forever, learn to fish.                 |
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\ -- Chinese Proverb                      /
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